Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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