So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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