How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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