I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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