Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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