How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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