census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Two words: blizzard sex
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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