I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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