come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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