See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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