nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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