Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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