I feel like I'm in dance class right now
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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