i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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