think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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