White coat. Heels.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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