So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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