check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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