My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
is that a dick in a sweater?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Panties = found
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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