i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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