So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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