you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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