the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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