Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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