what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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