My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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