Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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