But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
