Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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