i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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