I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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