well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
this boner is exhausting
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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