You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
