what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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