the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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