break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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