you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
we're so committed to being not committed
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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