Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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