u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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