i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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