Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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