This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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