Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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