do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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