I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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