He asked to "fluff my boner.."
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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