he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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