i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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