If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
