Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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