capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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