I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she peed on how many people?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Don't tell me you're on acid again
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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