The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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