He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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