life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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