That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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